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EDEN

The World's Most Immersive Experience Brand

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Strictly Confidential · Not for public distribution · April 2026

The Eden Art Car

Eden begins with one thing done extraordinarily well: building the most immersive, breathtaking art car ever deployed at Burning Man and the world's premier festivals — and turning it into a revenue-generating brand platform from day one.

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Plan, protect, and validate. $200,000 planning round funds the engineering, IP protection, legal structure, and due diligence that turns this vision into a fundable, build-ready project. → See the investment opportunity

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Build the Art Car

Design, engineer, and fabricate the Eden Art Car — a fully aquatic immersive vehicle unlike anything on the festival circuit or anywhere else on Earth. Built to stop people in their tracks. Built to be talked about.

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Burning Man Is the Dream Debut

If we can get this car to the playa, we believe it will be among the most talked-about art cars in recent memory — not because we're certain, but because we know this community, we know what moves it, and we've built something genuinely worthy of the moment. We're going for it.

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Generate Revenue

From day one, the art car is a rentable asset — deployed at festivals, private events, corporate activations, and luxury experiences across North America. It travels on flatbed transport to anywhere worth going. It generates revenue before, during, and after Burning Man. The car pays for itself and funds what comes next.

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Build the Brand

Every event, every activation, every video posted from the car builds the Eden brand organically. The communities this car serves — festival culture, lifestyle, conscious community — are exactly the communities that share. Word of mouth is the strategy.

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A Brand Platform With No Ceiling

Once the art car is in the world and building momentum, Eden has a clear and natural path to expand. These are not promises — they are the possibilities that a thriving art car makes available.

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Eden Events — Standalone immersive experiences and festival activations produced independently of the art car

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Eden Architecture & Buildouts — Permanent Eden environments at private residences, resorts, and hospitality venues

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Eden Merchandise — A lifestyle brand carrying the Eden aesthetic into everyday life

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Edeneers — Bespoke concierge design for clients who want to bring Eden into their private world

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Eden Membership — A tiered community of the most aligned, vetted, and visionary people in the world

Built From the Inside

Eden was not conceived in a boardroom. It was built over nearly two decades of living fully — inside the festival world since 2007, inside transformational culture, inside the communities that understand what it means to create space for radical human experience.

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Michael Feldman has been part of festival and lifestyle culture since 2007 — eight Burning Mans, Envision from 2016 — not as a spectator, but as a participant, a producer, and ultimately a co-owner of the culture Eden is built to serve. He was an Owner and Board Member of Envision Festival from 2018 to 2025 — one of the most respected and visually extraordinary conscious community festivals in the world, held annually in Uvita, Costa Rica. Seven years of ownership and board-level governance of one of the world's most admired festivals is not a credential. It is an education.

Since 2013, Michael has been producing high-end, invitation-only lifestyle events — first in New York, then expanding to Miami in 2017, co-founding Soirée Sensuelle in 2018. These were not attended events. They were designed, produced, curated, and hosted — with the same obsessive attention to who belongs, how the space is held, and what makes a room feel genuinely extraordinary. That is the direct operational DNA of what Eden produces.

Beyond production, Michael has spent over fifteen years as an active member of the global lifestyle community — traveling to events across the US, Mexico, Jamaica, and Europe — multiple Young Swingers Weeks at Hedonism, Temptation Resort, Desire Resorts membership, multiple visits to Cap d'Agde in France, Bliss and Desire Cruises, SNCTM, Kinky Rabbit, Utopian Summer, LLV events, resort and hotel takeovers, and LS clubs throughout the US and Europe. Deep relationships across the international conscious adult community. The Eden consent framework, vetting philosophy, and experience programming are not borrowed from research. They are built from decades of lived experience at the highest level of the community Eden serves.

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2004
MortgageIT · NYSE IPO
Co-founder of a nationally operating mortgage institution built and scaled to a full NYSE IPO — one of the most rigorous proof-of-concept journeys in finance, from startup to publicly traded company.
2017
David Feldman Worldwide · PE Exit
President and CEO through a successful private equity exit — demonstrating the ability to build a company to institutional acquisition at an eight-figure valuation. Trademarked "The Write Experience" — a play on the dual meaning of write/right, capturing both the craft of court reporting and the commitment to doing things right.
2018–Present
Creative Home Group · Co-Founder
Miami-based real estate investment firm specializing in off-market acquisitions. A decade of operational real estate entrepreneurship with documented returns across hundreds of transactions.
2020–2025
LVH Global · Board Member
Board-level governance at one of the world's leading luxury lifestyle platforms — direct institutional knowledge of what premium membership communities require to function at the highest level.
2018–2025
Envision Festival · Owner & Board Member
Seven years as Owner and Board Member of one of the world's most visually extraordinary and respected conscious community festivals — held annually in Uvita, Costa Rica. Operational knowledge of full-scale festival production, community culture, and the economics of immersive experience built from the inside.
2013–Present
Lifestyle Event Producer
Over a decade producing high-end, invitation-only lifestyle events — New York from 2013, Miami from 2017, co-founding Soirée Sensuelle in 2018. These were not attended events — they were designed, curated, hosted, and produced. The direct operational template for what Eden creates.
2010–2017
Vistage · CEO Peer Advisory
Seven years inside Vistage, the world's largest CEO peer advisory organization — the operational discipline, accountability culture, and leadership network that shapes how Eden is built and governed.
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Burning Man

Eight Burns since 2007. Not a spectator — an active participant and community member across nearly two decades on the playa.

8 Burns · First in 2007
Envision Festival

First attended 2016. Owner and Board Member from 2018 to 2025 — seven years of ownership and governance inside one of the world's most visually extraordinary conscious community festivals in Uvita, Costa Rica.

Owner & Board Member · 2018–2025
Lifestyle Event Producer

Producing high-end, invitation-only lifestyle events since 2013 — New York, then Miami. Co-founder of Soirée Sensuelle in 2018. Designed, curated, hosted, and produced — not attended. The operational template Eden is built on.

Producer · 2013–Present · NY & Miami
Global LS Community

15+ years as an active member of the international lifestyle community — Hedonism, Temptation Resort, Desire Resorts, SNCTM, Kinky Rabbit, Utopian Summer, LLV events, Cap d'Agde (France), Bliss and Desire Cruises, LS clubs throughout the US and Europe. Eden's consent framework is built from lived experience, not research.

15+ Years · Global

Being part of the founding team that took MortgageIT to a NYSE IPO demonstrates the ability to operate at the highest institutional level. A successful eight-figure private equity exit demonstrates the ability to build something worth acquiring. Being a co-owner and Board Member of Envision Festival demonstrates the trust of the community Eden is built for. Eight Burns since 2007 and fifteen years producing and attending the world's most respected lifestyle events demonstrate that this is not a concept — it is a life.

The Eden Art Car

A fully engineered aquatic art installation on wheels — deployed at Burning Man, major festivals, and private events. Built to be the most talked-about art car in the world, and structured from day one to generate real revenue.

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The art car is not just an art project — it is a rentable, deployable asset. Once built and proven at Burning Man, it becomes a revenue engine across multiple channels:

Festival Rentals

Deployed and rented to major music and lifestyle festivals — Coachella, Lightning in a Bottle, Symbiosis, and similar premium events seeking signature experiential activations.

Private Events

Corporate events, luxury private parties, brand activations, and high-net-worth private gatherings where an extraordinary centerpiece experience is the brief.

Brand Partnerships

Luxury and lifestyle brands seeking authentic experiential marketing partnerships — the Eden art car as a branded activation vehicle with a built-in community and aesthetic.

Eden-Produced Events

Eden produces its own ticketed and invitation-only events — the car serves as the centerpiece and the brand builds its own audience, its own culture, and its own recurring revenue stream.

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Exterior · Stage · Aquarium · Fire · Pool
Interior · Private Sanctum · Aquatic Suite
Tier 1 — Expected BM Approval Tier 2 — Conditional BM Approval 🔴 Tier 3 — Private Events Only · Never at BM
Feature
Status
DMV Rationale
Floor-to-ceiling acrylic aquarium — sealed, zero discharge
Fully sealed. No discharge pathway. DMV asset.
Professional mermaid performers — live in aquarium
Non-hazardous. Community art. BM principle aligned.
Seahorse Merri-Go-Round — aquatic carousel, self-contained
Mechanical ride art. Self-contained. No water discharge.
Ultra-fine misting — evaporative only, full perimeter
Mist evaporates before reaching playa. Low volume documented.
Engineered foldable palm trees — height-compliant
Engineered to fold/lower for DMV height guidelines.
Real sand — playa-safe sealed containment
Sealed containment. Zero sand discharge onto playa.
Professional sound system — festival-grade PA
Standard large art car. Noise ordinance compliance required.
Full LED architectural lighting — RGBW programmable
Driver visibility compliant. Standard BM art car feature.
Fire art — propane sculptures, BLM-compliant automated
Requires BLM fire safety inspection. Established process.
Heated plunge pool — zero-discharge engineered
Rare at BM. Needs zero-discharge engineering + structural docs.
Pool filtration, heating & chemistry — all grey water onboard
All grey water must be fully contained onboard. Zero discharge.
15–20ft volcanic rock waterfall — multi-tier modular
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Modular. Stored at a central location TBD. Private events & festivals only.
Grotto cave + 24-inch aquarium portal — the portal moment
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Modular. Stored at a central location TBD. Private events & festivals only.
✅ Tier 1 Baseline
$2.2M – $3.9M
⚠ + Tier 2 Pool
+$270K – $430K
🔴 Full Epic · All Three Tiers
$3.1M – $5.4M
❌ The Playa Discharge Rule — Zero Tolerance

Not one drop of water, grey water, pool water, misting runoff, or any material may reach the playa surface. This is a BLM federal regulation. Violation means permanent ban and potential federal liability. Every water system is engineered around this rule first.

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Built for Communities That Know What They're Looking At.

We're not going to promise Eden goes viral — that's not ours to promise. What we can say is that we've built something genuinely extraordinary for communities that deeply understand and deeply share extraordinary things. Festival culture, lifestyle community, conscious events — these are not passive audiences. They are active, passionate, interconnected people who know when something is real. We believe Eden is real. And we believe those communities will respond to it.

Getting to Burning Man is the goal — and we're pursuing it aggressively with a fully engineered application. If we get there, it will be an extraordinary moment. If it takes until 2029, Eden is already in the world generating revenue, building community, and doing exactly what it was built to do.

A Car Worth Talking About

We believe that when the right people encounter Eden — whether on the playa or at a private festival — they will want to share it. Not because we've engineered a viral moment, but because the car is genuinely unlike anything they've experienced before.

Communities That Share

Festival culture, the lifestyle community, and the conscious event world are tightly connected and deeply expressive. Extraordinary experiences travel fast in these spaces. We're building for exactly these people.

Revenue From Day One

Private events, festival deployments, luxury activations — the car generates revenue from its first deployment. The business doesn't depend on any single event or moment. It builds steadily from the day it rolls.

Burning Man Is the Goal

We're pursuing BM DMV approval with everything we have — fully engineered, properly documented, early engagement. If we get there, it's an extraordinary debut. If it takes another year, the brand is already built. Either way, we're building something that lasts.

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Eden Adapts to Every Occasion.

The art car is not a fixed experience — it is a platform. The same vehicle that hosts a child's underwater birthday party transforms that evening into an adults-only sensual retreat. The aesthetic, the performers, the programming, and the content all shift to match the client and the occasion. One asset. Infinite configurations.

All-Ages · Family
The Wonder Experience

A breathtaking aquatic world designed for curiosity and wonder. The aquarium glows. The carousel spins. The mermaids wave. Every child leaves believing in magic — every parent leaves asking how to book it again.

  • 🎂 Birthday parties — children & teens
  • 🎓 Graduation celebrations
  • 🏢 Family corporate events & brand activations
  • ✡️ Bar & Bat Mitzvahs · Quinceañeras
  • 🌊 School & charity fundraisers
$3,500 – $8,000 / event
Adults · Premium
The Luxury Experience

Sophisticated, sensual, and visually stunning. Mermaid performers, bioluminescent lighting, premium open bar, and the Eden aesthetic at full volume. The party people will talk about for years.

  • 💍 Bachelorette & bachelor parties
  • 🥂 VIP festival & event activations
  • 💼 Luxury corporate hospitality
  • 🎉 Private milestone celebrations
  • 🌙 Upscale after-parties
$10,000 – $25,000 / event
Full Adult · Epic
The Eden Experience

The full Eden consent-forward adult experience — vetted guest list, all experiences activated, all performers deployed, all programming live. For the communities that know exactly what Eden is and have been waiting for something like this.

  • 🔥 Lifestyle community events
  • 🌊 Festival headline activations
  • 🎪 Full Playa Boy experience deployment
  • 🏖️ Private resort & villa takeovers
  • 💳 Pearl & Aqua Card member events
$25,000 – $75,000 / event
Private · Epic Adult Play
The Eden Play Party

The most epic private adult play party in the world — the art car as the centerpiece, with Eden's environment extended across a private estate or venue. Interior rooms of the host property activated as curated play spaces. Custom Eden tents and immersive structures added to expand the environment. Every surface, every space, every detail tuned to the Eden aesthetic and consent framework.

  • 🏡 Private estate takeovers — art car + activated interior rooms
  • ⛺ Custom Eden play tents & immersive outdoor structures
  • 🎭 Full Playa Boy/Girl cast deployed throughout the environment
  • 🏛️ Venue deployments with outdoor space — full environment build
  • 💳 Available to Aqua Card members + vetted guest lists only
$75,000 – $200,000 / event
The Environment · Art Car + Eden Play Tent
Eden Art Car · The Centerpiece
Eden Play Tent · The Sanctuary

Two environments. One seamless world. Eden arrives, transforms the space, and disappears before dawn.

All event configurations are fully customizable. Pricing reflects day-rate ranges and varies by configuration, duration, staffing, location, and season. Festival multi-day deployments are priced separately. Epic Adult Play Party configurations require advance planning and site assessment.

Phase 2 · The Build

What Phase 1 makes possible — the art car, engineered and built to the highest standard, deployed and generating revenue from day one.

Phase 3 — The Full Vision

Everything below is what Eden becomes if the car thrives.

None of this is a current offering. No fees are being collected, no applications accepted, no commitments made. This is the full arc of what Eden can become — presented here so that Phase 1 investors understand exactly what they are backing.

The Eden Experience Universe

The art car is the platform. Once it is in the world and building momentum, these signature experiences — already designed, already conceptualized — become the natural next chapter. Not promises. A clear and compelling vision of where this goes.

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Eden Eat-Out

The Sensual Dining Experience. A fully produced event that transforms the act of sharing a meal into an immersive, erotic, and deeply sensory ritual within Eden's aesthetic and consent framework.

  • Custom aquatic-aesthetic dining environment
  • Edible suction cup garnishes and squid-ink thematic preparations
  • Seashell-shaped immersion alcoves with warmth, pressure, scent, and sound
Epic Adult
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The Seahorse Merri-Go-Round

Eden's most theatrical signature — a hand-fabricated aquatic carousel of seahorse and mermaid carriages revolving around a central illuminated coral spire, with live costumed performers interacting with guests as the carousel turns.

  • Family tier: magical, all-ages, festival-approved centerpiece
  • Premium Adult: intimate theatrical dinner-and-experience
  • Epic Adult: full entertainment configuration with custom throne seating
FamilyPremium AdultEpic Adult
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The Mermaid Grotto

The most intimate moment Eden creates. A professional mermaid performer inhabits a bioluminescent grotto beneath Eden's volcanic waterfall — separated from the guest by a 24-inch acrylic portal. The mermaid presses her palm to the glass. The guest presses theirs back. The portal moment.

  • Live mermaid performer in a custom-built underwater grotto
  • 24-inch acrylic portal window — the signature Eden moment
  • Bioluminescent lighting, underwater flora, spatial audio
Tier 3 · Private Events Only
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Playa Boy

Beach culture reimagined. Eden's signature character program — a curated roster of professional performers embodying the Eden aesthetic. Consent-forward, experience-first, globally deployed.

  • Sun-kissed aquatic costuming with signature seashell motifs
  • Beach, pool, festival, and private event deployments across North America
  • Globally-sourced talent roster at premium rates
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The Octopus Experience

An immersive aquatic environment built around the mythology and aesthetics of the deep-sea octopus. Bioluminescent lighting, undulating tentacle architecture, and a sensory environment designed to dissolve the boundary between the guest and the deep ocean.

  • Suction-cup sensory stations — proprietary tactile installations
  • Bioluminescent ink pools — body-safe pigment immersion
  • Tentacle wrap environments — custom fabricated soft architecture
FamilyPremium AdultEpic Adult
The Starfish Experience

A radial, five-pointed immersive environment built around slowness, stillness, and surrender. Five distinct experience zones radiate from a central pool or platform.

  • Zone 1 — Sound Bath: resonant frequency immersion
  • Zone 2 — Texture Garden: curated tactile surfaces
  • Zone 3 — Temperature Play: heated and cooled environments
  • Zone 4 — Scent Chamber: proprietary Eden fragrances
  • Zone 5 — The Core: central shared surrender space
All AgesEpic Adult

All Phase 3 · Activated after the art car has momentum · Detailed documentation available on request

Eden Buildouts

The art car proves the aesthetic. What comes next is bringing that world into private life — permanently. Residences, estates, yachts, resorts, and commercial venues transformed into full Eden environments by a team of architects, fabricators, and experience designers who have built nothing like it before.

Think of what Disney's Imagineers do for theme parks — Eden Buildouts does for private clients. Every project is a full commission: concept, architecture, fabrication, installation, and ongoing experience programming. No two are alike. Every one is permanent.

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Entry
$10K – $50K
A single signature Eden element at a private home or event — a custom aquarium, Sea Horse alcove, Octopus sensory room, or themed experience for 20–50 guests.
Mid-Scale
$50K – $500K
A full room or suite-level Eden buildout at a private residence or boutique commercial venue. Structural modifications, custom fabrication, integrated AV, scent and lighting design.
Grand
$500K – $5M
A complete wing, basement, or outdoor estate transformation. Multi-room immersive environments with permanent aquatic features, entertainment systems, and dedicated Eden Concierge service.
Legendary
$5M – $50M+
The complete Eden estate or commercial venue. A resort, a mega-yacht, an island. A world built from the ground up around the Eden aesthetic with every signature offering permanently onsite.
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Entry · $10K – $50K · A signature Eden element
Mid-Scale · $50K – $500K · Full room Eden buildout
Grand · $500K – $5M · Complete estate transformation
Legendary · $5M – $50M+ · A world built from scratch
Eden at Scale — Private Estate
Grand · $500K – $5M
Eden at Scale — The Complete Private Estate
Private Residence · Edeneer Installation
Legendary · $5M–$50M+ · Eden at Sea

Wear the Ocean. Own the Night.

Three tiers. One aesthetic. From a $28 enamel pin to a $1,000,000 custom jewelry commission — every Eden piece carries the energy of the experience into everyday life.

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$28 – $300

Giftable. Wearable. Daily Eden energy. The pieces you wear to the festival, give to someone you want to impress, or keep on your nightstand so the vibe never fully ends.

Tier I · Essentials
The Entry Point to the Eden Aesthetic · $28 – $300
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Eden Enamel Pin Set
$28

Five collector pins: octopus, mermaid, seahorse, jellyfish, and coral branch. Hard enamel on gold-plated copper. Each one exactly the size of a secret worth keeping.

Essentials
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Eden Aquatic Parfum
$185

50ml Eau de Parfum. Top: sea air, black coral, white lotus. Heart: salt musk, dark florals, driftwood. Base: ambergris, sandalwood, deep ocean resin. The scent of the experience — bottled.

Essentials
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Eden Talisman Necklace
$225

Gold-fill pendant: a miniature hand-cast coral branch with a single freshwater pearl drop. Delicate enough to wear every day. Meaningful enough to never take off.

Essentials
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$285 – $1,500

Statement pieces. Wearable art. The things you buy when you want to fully commit to the aesthetic — and to yourself.

Tier II · Premium
Statement Pieces · Wearable Art · $285 – $1,500
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Eden Silk Robe
$485

100% mulberry silk, midnight ocean blue. Hand-embroidered bioluminescent sea creatures run the full length of both sleeves — each robe unique. The robe you wear when you want the night to know you mean it.

Premium
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Eden Pearl Body Chain
$545

Sterling silver with hand-knotted freshwater pearls in a double-cascade torso configuration. Worn over skin, over swimwear, over absolutely nothing at all. The piece that makes a room stop.

Premium
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Eden Iridescent Platform Boots
$625

Hand-finished iridescent scale leather on a 4" sculptural platform. Deep ocean colorway shifts from teal to violet in changing light. Knee-high. The boots you wear when the ground isn't enough.

Premium
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$4,500 – $1,000,000

Investment-grade. One-of-a-kind. Heirloom. The things that exist in quantities of one.

Tier III · Collector
Investment-Grade · One of a Kind · $4,500 – $1,000,000
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Eden Founding Collector's Box
$4,500 · Limited to 100

One deep-ocean lacquered box: the Pearl Choker, Body Chain, Aquatic Parfum, Silk Robe, Aquarium Orb, a gold-foil Eden art book, and a founding member certificate with an Art Car access token cast in coral resin. Numbered 001–100.

Collector
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Eden Crown
$12,500 · Limited 50/year

Handcrafted jeweled headpiece: baroque freshwater pearls, raw aquamarine cabochons, and hand-forged gold-plated coral branches rising into a full crown silhouette. 40 hours to make. Every one unique.

Collector
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The Eden Parure
$1,000,000 · 1 per year

The complete Eden fine jewelry collection — crown, choker, full body chain, drop earrings, and wrist cuffs — in 18k gold with South Sea and Tahitian pearls, blue diamonds, and raw aquamarines. Six months to create. One set. One year. One person.

Collector

For the Pup Who Lives the Life.

Because your dog deserves to be part of the experience. The Playa Pup Collection brings the full Eden aesthetic — the ocean, the creatures, the luxury — to the most important member of your crew.

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The Eden Sand Castle Dog House
$485

Full-size weatherproof resin dog house sculpted to look like a sandcastle — sea creature reliefs, jellyfish porthole window, octopus arm doorframe, seashell-tiled roof. The most extra thing you've ever done for your dog. Worth it.

Habitat
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The Mermaid Grotto Dog Bed
$285

Plush circular bed shaped like a grotto opening. Bioluminescent blue velvet interior with a faux coral arch and pearl-embroidered cushion. Memory foam base. Your dog will never want to leave.

Habitat
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Eden Tide Pool Dog Bowl Set
$85

Two hand-glazed ceramic bowls shaped like tide pools with raised sea creature detailing. Starfish, urchins, and anemone in deep teal and warm sand glaze. The most beautiful bowls your dog will ever eat from.

Habitat
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Octopus Costume Harness
$145

Festival-grade harness with 8 stuffed plush tentacles radiating from the back — each a different ocean color, each with suction cup tips. The most viral dog costume on the playa. Possibly anywhere.

Apparel
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Mermaid Tail Dog Dress
$95

Iridescent scale-fabric dress with a flared mermaid tail silhouette. Comes with a tiny freshwater pearl choker collar. For the female pup who was clearly a mermaid in a past life.

Apparel · Female
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Playa Boy Swim Trunks
$65

Mini board shorts in Eden's signature iridescent scale print. Real seashell button. UV-reactive fabric. For the male pup who deserves to be the best-dressed one at the pool.

Apparel · Male
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Jellyfish Tutu Dress
$75

Five layers of translucent iridescent tulle in ocean teal, pearl, violet, coral, and midnight blue — with long ribbon "tentacles" dangling from the hem. For the pup who deserves to float through every room.

Apparel · Female
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Great White Shark Suit
$85

Sleek grey microfiber bodysuit with a sculpted dorsal fin, side pectoral fins, and a painted underbelly in pearl white. Velcro belly closure. For the dog who has always been the apex predator in the room — now it's official.

Apparel
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Sea Witch Cape & Crown
$110

Deep violet velvet cape with iridescent seaweed trim and trailing tentacle ribbons, paired with a hand-beaded coral crown headpiece. The most dramatic entrance your dog has ever made. Adjustable for all sizes.

Apparel · Statement
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Eden Pearl Dog Collar
$125

Faux freshwater pearl strand on an adjustable midnight velvet band with a gold vermeil Eden leaf ID tag. Lightweight enough for daily wear. Stunning enough for every photo.

Accessories
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Giant Octopus Squeaky Toy
$48

Oversized plush octopus with 8 tentacles — each a different ocean color, each with a different squeak tone. Bigger than most small dogs. Absolutely perfect for that exact reason.

Toys
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Sea Turtle Rope Toy
$38

Heavy-duty braided cotton rope shaped like a sea turtle — knotted fins, raised shell ridges, thick body for tug-of-war. The rope toy that earns its place in the Eden collection.

Toys

Eden Membership

This is not a current offering. Membership does not exist yet and will not until the art car is in the world and Eden is proven. What follows is the vision of what this community becomes — and given the nature of what Eden is building and the communities it serves, the demand will be there.

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⬛ Obsidian Card · Founding

Founding Member

5 cards in existence · Included with founding investment · Never available for purchase · Phase 3
  • Priority access to every Eden event — the highest access tier in the Eden community, subject to Eden's consent framework and community standards at all times
  • One of five Obsidian Cards ever issued — this number never changes
  • Dedicated Eden member coordinator — direct access to a real person for all event logistics, bookings, and requests
  • Full access to all Eden experiences at every level including the most private adult events
  • Annual private Obsidian Member gathering — the most exclusive event Eden produces each year
  • Personal Playa Boy/Girl character at every festival deployment
  • Founder equity participation in Eden's growth
  • Eden membership is held in trust — we take care of each other here
💳 Aqua Card · Private

Aqua Member

$50,000 bond · $50,000/yr · Up to 50 members · By invitation · Phase 3 · Not available yet
  • First right of refusal on all Eden events — priority access before any other tier
  • Access to the most exclusive private adult Eden experiences — never publicly ticketed
  • Members-only communication channel — direct access to Eden event coordination
  • Priority Eden Eat-Out experience for member + guest
  • Personal Playa Boy/Girl character assignment at festival deployments
  • Annual private Aqua-only event — the most epic experience Eden produces each year
  • Initiation bond fully refundable on resignation in good standing
  • Eden membership is held in trust — how we show up for each other matters
Eden Pearl Card 💎 Pearl Card · Premier

Pearl Member

$10,000 bond · $10,000/yr · Up to 100 members · Application-based · Phase 3 · Not available yet
  • Priority booking ahead of general public — first access when events open
  • Minimum 2 Pearl-exclusive private Eden experiences per year
  • 48+ hours early access to all events and drops
  • Members-only booking channel — dedicated line for event reservations and requests
  • Private Pearl Card member directory — vetted global community
  • Priority seating at Eden Eat-Out
  • Initiation bond fully refundable on resignation in good standing
  • Eden membership is held in trust — how we show up for each other matters
🪸 Coral Card · Community

Coral Member

$5,000 bond · $5,000/yr · Up to 500 members · Open application · Phase 3 · Not available yet
  • Priority booking ahead of general public
  • One curated Eden experience per year exclusively for Coral members
  • 24+ hours early access to events and merchandise drops
  • Full Eden member directory across all tiers
  • Merchandise early access
  • Initiation bond fully refundable on resignation in good standing
  • Eden membership is held in trust — how we show up for each other matters
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🎟️ Event Member · Access

Event Member

Included with ticket purchase · Per-event · No annual commitment · Phase 3

Anyone who purchases a ticket to an Eden event is automatically enrolled as an Event Member for that event. This is not a marketing mechanism — it is the legal and community framework that makes Eden's adult events operable as private membership functions rather than public gatherings.

Event membership expires at the conclusion of the event. It carries no ongoing benefits, no annual dues, and no commitment. It does require age verification, identity confirmation, and written acknowledgment of Eden's consent framework — which is what makes every Eden event a private, vetted, consent-forward gathering.

What Event Membership Includes
  • Access to the specific Eden event purchased
  • Age verification and identity confirmation on enrollment
  • Written acknowledgment of Eden's consent framework
  • Private club membership status for duration of event
  • Eden membership is held in trust — how we show up for each other matters

Event Members may upgrade to Coral, Pearl, Aqua, or Obsidian membership at any time. Coral Card holders and above receive priority access to all Eden events before Event Member tickets are released to the general public.

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The Private Membership Model — How It Works

Eden's adult events are structured as private membership club functions — the same legal framework used by adult lifestyle clubs and organized play events across the United States for decades. This is not a workaround. It is a well-established, legally sound structure that operates in every major US city.

How It Works

Before anyone attends an adult Eden event, they become a member of Eden — even if only at the base Event Member tier. Membership requires age verification, identity verification, and written acknowledgment of Eden's consent framework. By the time someone walks through the door, they are a vetted adult member of a private organization — not a member of the general public at a public event.

This is the same model used by adult lifestyle clubs and organized play events across the United States — from established event operators like Kinky Rabbit — who produce consent-forward adult play events — to lifestyle clubs and organized play communities in every major US city. Ticket purchase and membership enrollment happen simultaneously. The event is not public — it is a private club function.

Why It's Legal

No federal law prohibits consensual adult sexual activity in a private setting. State obscenity and indecency laws apply to public activity — the private membership structure removes events from that category. No money exchanges hands between participants for sexual activity — membership dues and ticket prices are for event access and the Eden experience. Sexual activity, if it occurs, is between consenting adult members of a private organization.

Eden's consent framework, documented membership, age verification, and vetting process are not just ethical standards — they are also the legal architecture that makes private adult events operable across most US jurisdictions.

Membership required before entry
Age & identity verified at enrollment
Consent framework acknowledged in writing
Private venue or private estate
No solicitation between participants
Local counsel consulted per jurisdiction

Eden is not an adult entertainment venue. It is a private membership community that produces immersive experiences across a full spectrum — from family events to adults-only gatherings — for its members. Every adult event Eden produces will be reviewed by local counsel in the relevant jurisdiction before it occurs. State laws vary and Eden operates jurisdiction-aware in every market.

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When membership opens, Eden will be a consent-forward community. Every member — at every tier — will be someone who has been personally vouched for by people who know them. Not clinical interrogations. Genuine conversations with real people about character, community, and how someone shows up in the world. Anyone with a history of non-consensual behavior has no place here, at any price. That standard is what will make the community worth belonging to.

Phase 1 investors are backing the vision of everything above — not just an art car. They are the first believers in the full arc of what Eden can become.

The Investment Opportunity

Before we raise the capital to build the art car, we need to do the work that makes that raise possible — and credible. Eden is raising $200,000 from one or a small number of aligned early believers to fund the planning, IP protection, engineering validation, and legal structure required to turn this vision into a fully funded, build-ready project.

This raise is designed to be complete in itself. The goal is to execute Phase 1 work so thoroughly that we go into the Phase 2 build round with everything we need — and never have to return to Phase 1 investors asking for more. Any contingency funds not deployed in Phase 1 roll directly into reducing what Phase 2 needs to raise.

On Budget Estimates · And Why Costs May Be Lower

The line items above are estimates. Some will come in under. Some may run over. That is what the contingency is for — it is large by design, not an afterthought. If Phase 1 is executed efficiently and comes in under budget, that is not a problem. It means less capital needed in Phase 2, and better terms for everyone.

There is also a meaningful opportunity to reduce cash costs further through sweat equity arrangements. Eden expects that many contractors, designers, fabricators, performers, and vendors will want to be part of this project not just as hired hands, but as equity-holding community members. Where appropriate, Eden will offer convertible note equity in exchange for services rendered — the same instrument Phase 1 investors hold. Their contribution converts to equity on the same terms. This keeps cash costs down, aligns incentives, and builds a community of believers around the project from day one.

Eden is the kind of project that attracts people who want to be part of something. That is a resource, and we intend to use it thoughtfully.

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The Eden Art Car is built to a $5M standard — a world-class, fully engineered aquatic art installation that sets a new benchmark for what an art car can be. We will raise whatever it takes to build it right. Phase 1 exists to do the due diligence that gives investors the confidence this is very real — engineering reports, contractor-verified budgets, protected IP, a proper securities offering, and a clear legal structure. When we go to raise the build capital, every question has a documented answer. That is what makes a raise of any size possible.

IP Protection

Trademark filings across all relevant classes. Brand name, visual identity, and key experience concepts protected before the art car debuts publicly.

Engineering & Design

Full architectural and engineering plans developed with qualified fabricators. What can realistically be built, at what cost, on what timeline — answered definitively.

Build Vetting

Fabricator selection, material sourcing, Burning Man DMV requirements, and all structural and safety considerations fully researched and documented.

Legal Structure

Entity formation, operating agreements, investor documents, and all legal infrastructure in place — so the Phase 2 build round raise can close cleanly and quickly.

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InstrumentConvertible Promissory Note
Raise Amount$200,000
InvestorsOne investor or a small group — not a broad public offering
Minimum Investment$25,000
Interest Rate6% per annum, simple interest
Maturity24 months from close — automatically extended 12 months if no Qualifying Financing has occurred. No action required by either party.
Conversion TriggerAutomatic conversion upon Phase 2 qualifying financing of $500,000 or more
Conversion Discount20% discount to the per-unit price paid by Phase 2 investors
Valuation CapThe greater of $2,000,000 or the lowest valuation cap applied to any subsequent convertible note issued by the Company — Phase 1 investors always benefit from the best cap in the stack, regardless of what is negotiated later
Most Favored NationIf any subsequent note is issued on more favorable terms (higher cap, lower discount, lower rate), this Note automatically upgrades to match — no renegotiation required
Optional ConversionIf no Qualifying Financing has occurred by month 36, the Holder may elect to convert at the Valuation Cap rather than demand repayment
Equity on ConversionNon-voting preferred units — full economic rights, no voting dilution to founders
No PrepaymentCompany may not repay this Note early without Holder's prior written consent
Consent FrameworkHolder agrees to Eden's consent standards as a condition of investment. A Consent Violation determination results in mandatory repurchase at principal + all accrued interest and permanent ban from all Eden communities. If already converted to equity, mandatory redemption at the greater of original cost basis or fair market value based on the most recent priced round.
Governing LawState of Delaware · Binding private arbitration — no public litigation
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Phase 1 · Now · $200,000

Plan. Protect. Validate.

IP attorney + trademark filings — all domestic classes$15,000
Art car concept design + preliminary structural engineering$45,000
BM playa & water systems compliance engineering consult$10,000
Fabricator research, travel & paid consultations$18,000
Legal — entity formation, document review, Phase 2 PPM attorney review$12,000
Market validation — rental comps, producer outreach$5,000
Advisor identification & onboarding$5,000
Founder management fee — 12 months @ $2,000/month$24,000
Contingency$66,000
$200,000

Outcome: a fully engineered, IP-protected, legally ready project — with a contractor-verified build budget, a proper securities offering, and a clear path to raising what it takes to build the most extraordinary art car ever built.

Phase 2 · Build Round · $5M+ · 12-Month Raise

Build the Art Car.

The Eden Art Car is built to a $5M standard. We will raise whatever it takes to build it right — and the due diligence completed in Phase 1 is what gives Founding Members the confidence that this is very real. Engineering reports. Contractor-verified budgets. Protected IP. A fully documented securities offering. By the time we ask for a seven-figure commitment, every question has a specific, verified answer.

Five Founding Members, each contributing equally via convertible note. Fabrication begins at the third close. Phase 1 note holders may participate at a 20% discount — not guaranteed, subject to mutual agreement.

⬛ The Obsidian Card · Included With Every Founding Investment

Each of the five Founding Members receives an Obsidian Card — a physical object unlike anything that has ever existed in this world. The card face is a hand-cut slice of real obsidian volcanic glass, set in a matte black titanium frame. On its surface, an ultra-fine laser-etched coral branch — barely visible, revealing itself only when the light catches it perfectly. On the edge: your number. 1 of 5. 2 of 5. There will never be a 6th.

Obsidian is formed when lava meets water and cools in an instant — the same elemental forces that shaped Eden's aesthetic. Your card is not manufactured. It is geological. It arrived on Earth millions of years before this moment, and it will be yours for the rest of your life.

The Obsidian Card grants priority access to every Eden event, every experience, and every community the brand builds — as long as you hold it in good standing. It is the highest tier Eden will ever offer. It cannot be purchased at any price after the founding round closes. When someone asks where you got it, the answer is simple: I was one of five people who built this.

Access is a privilege, not a guarantee — the Obsidian Card, like all Eden membership, is subject to Eden's consent framework and community standards. It can be revoked. The bond is included in the founding investment and is refundable on resignation in good standing.

$5M+

Five seats · Equal contribution · Founding Member status · One Obsidian Card · The most extraordinary art car ever built.

"Do the work first. Then raise the money to build it right."

Eden · Phase 1 Planning Round · April 2026

The Eden Standard · Non-Negotiable

Eden is a consent-forward community. Any investor, note holder, or equity holder found to have violated our consent framework is subject to immediate removal from all Eden communities and mandatory buyout from the cap table — at principal plus interest if still a note holder, or at fair market value based on the last priced round if already converted to equity. This is not a legal provision buried in fine print. It is stated here, clearly, because it is who we are. Every person on the Eden cap table has agreed to this standard as a condition of being there.

Investor Documents

All documents for the Eden Phase 1 planning round are available for download below. Please execute the NDA first — then review the investment documents at your own pace.

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Step 1 — Sign First

Mutual Non-Disclosure Agreement

All conversations about Eden are covered under mutual NDA. Please download, execute, and return a signed copy before proceeding to the investment documents.

↓ Download NDA (PDF)
Step 2 — Review After NDA

Full Investment Document Package

Includes the Eden LLC Operating Agreement, Convertible Promissory Note, and Note Purchase Agreement — all documents required to complete the Phase 1 investment.

↓ Download Investment Docs (PDF)

Early Financial Projections

These numbers are deliberately conservative — built to be defensible, not to impress. Every assumption is stated explicitly so an investor can stress-test them. The actual opportunity, driven by demand, viral social media, influencer culture, and a touring brand that has never existed before, could be significantly larger. This is the floor. Not the ceiling.

Important Caveat: These are pre-engineering, pre-revenue projections. No art car of this scale and concept has existed before, so there is no direct comparable. They are based on Mayan Warrior touring economics, premium experiential event pricing, private luxury rental markets, and first-principles reasoning about what a consent-forward, Disney-caliber aquatic experience can command. Phase 1 engineering and market validation will produce far more precise numbers. Actual results may vary significantly in either direction.

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Stream 1 · Ticketed Events

Eden produces its own ticketed shows — outdoor venues, festival grounds, warehouse spaces, resort pools. Mayan Warrior built a global touring brand doing exactly this. Eden does it with Disney-caliber entertainment, a live aquarium, mermaids on stage, and VIP access onto and into the car itself. The ticket upside is substantially larger.

40 events/year (moderate) · $533K avg gross · $383K avg net
Stream 2 · Private Rentals

Eden is available for private booking on non-event days — kids birthdays, luxury bachelorettes, corporate activations, lifestyle events, resort and hotel takeovers. A 60-foot aquatic Disney experience delivered to any venue in North America. One phone call. Any configuration.

60 rental days/year (moderate) · $50K avg · $35K avg net
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Example: Eden produces a one-night ticketed event — 2,500 attendees, outdoor venue, all tiers active.

General Admission · 1,750 tickets × $85$148,750
Pearl VIP · 625 tickets × $350 · Premium bar, dedicated zones$218,750
Aqua VIP · 125 tickets × $1,200 · Access onto & into the car$150,000
Merchandise · 250 items × $65 avg$16,250
Gross Revenue$533,750
Venue, production, staffing, performers, transport, F&B($150,000)
Net Per Event$383,000

Note: 2,500 attendees is conservative. Mayan Warrior regularly does 3,000–5,000. Ticket pricing reflects Disney-caliber entertainment positioning — the Aqua VIP experience of being inside the art car is genuinely unlike anything else available at any price.

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The following income statement covers Phase 2 operating revenue only — ticketed events, private rentals, and early membership as the brand builds its community. Membership numbers here are modest and reflect a realistic early adoption curve, not full subscription. Full membership scale is a Phase 3 outcome modeled separately below.

Conservative
20 events · 30 rental days
5 Aqua · 15 Pearl · 50 Coral members
Ticketed Events$7,660,000
Private Rentals$1,050,000
Membership Dues (early)$650,000
All Operating Costs($4,490,000)
Net Operating Profit$4,870,000
Interest + Depreciation($800,000)
Pre-Tax Net Income$4,070,000
Moderate
40 events · 60 rental days
20 Aqua · 40 Pearl · 150 Coral members
Ticketed Events$15,320,000
Private Rentals$2,100,000
Membership Dues (growing)$2,900,000
All Operating Costs($8,785,000)
Net Operating Profit$11,535,000
Interest + Depreciation($800,000)
Pre-Tax Net Income$10,735,000
Optimistic
65 events · 90 rental days
50 Aqua · 70 Pearl · 300 Coral members
Ticketed Events$24,895,000
Private Rentals$3,150,000
Membership Dues (scaling)$5,200,000
All Operating Costs($14,060,000)
Net Operating Profit$19,185,000
Interest + Depreciation($800,000)
Pre-Tax Net Income$18,385,000

Membership dues shown are conservative early-adoption numbers. All costs include per-event production, per-rental direct costs, membership operating costs, annual overhead, and traditional marketing spend. Eden LLC is a pass-through entity — taxes paid at member level. Depreciation is non-cash.

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Every number above assumes traditional marketing only — the same channels festivals and touring brands use every day: Facebook and Instagram advertising, email marketing, festival community outreach, influencer partnerships, and PR. Eden will absolutely execute this playbook and generate meaningful lift from it. The question is not whether Eden gets viral attention. The question is how much, and how fast — and that is what we cannot model with precision, so we have conservatively not modeled it beyond standard digital marketing ROI.

What it does not model is what happens when a 60-foot aquatic Eden art car — with live mermaids, a glowing aquarium, a carousel, a waterfall, fire, and a hidden grotto — appears in someone's social feed. What happens when an influencer posts their Aqua VIP experience from inside the car. What happens when a child's birthday party video goes viral. What happens when the LS community finds out there is finally a world built exactly for them.

Eden is the kind of thing that spreads itself — because nothing like it has ever existed. The projections above are what happens with traditional marketing. The upside is what happens when the world finds out.

This is aspirational. What follows represents what Eden could become if demand is strong, events are consistently sold out, and the brand has proven itself. None of this is assumed in the Phase 2 projections above. This is the picture of a thriving Eden — not a promise of one.

Membership Tier Members Bond Annual Dues Annual Revenue
⬛ Obsidian Card · 5 Founding Investors · Included in Investment 5 Included Included
💳 Aqua Card · Private Adult Experiences · By Invitation Up to 50 $50,000 $50,000/yr Up to $2,500,000
💎 Pearl Card · Premier · Application-Based Up to 100 $10,000 $10,000/yr $1,000,000
🪸 Coral Card · Community · Open Application · Up to 500 Members Up to 500 $5,000 $5,000/yr $2,500,000
Total Annual Membership Revenue (fully subscribed) Up to 655 Up to $8,250,000

All bonds are refundable on resignation. Bond deposits are liabilities on the balance sheet, not revenue — but they provide meaningful working capital. Founding investors receive Obsidian Cards included in their investment — the rarest tier, 5 ever issued. Aqua Card annual dues are conservative — if demand significantly outpaces supply, dues can and will increase. All membership is a privilege, not a right — any card can be revoked for violation of Eden's consent framework, with refund of the bond.

Once Eden 1 has 12–18 months of operating history — proven revenue, a waitlist of members, and a community that has experienced it — the case for Eden 2 writes itself. Every additional vehicle benefits from established fabricator relationships, a proven design, bulk sourcing, and a touring infrastructure already built. The economics improve with each vehicle. The brand compounds.

Scenario Eden 1 + Eden 2 + Eden 3
Conservative$4.1M$8.2M$12.3M
Moderate$10.7M$21.5M$32.2M
Optimistic (Phase 2 ops)$18.4M$36.8M$55.2M
Phase 3 · Full Membership + Fleet$26M+$52M+$78M+

Fleet figures are pre-tax net income. Phase 3 fleet row assumes full membership subscription across all vehicles — aspirational, not projected. Eden 2 and Eden 3 are not current offerings and are not factored into Phase 1 or Phase 2 raise documents.

All projections are pre-engineering estimates for illustrative purposes only. They do not constitute a guarantee of any return. The Phase 3 membership and fleet numbers are aspirational — they represent what Eden could become if demand is strong and the brand thrives. Phase 1 investors are backing the journey to find out.

What Could Go Wrong

Every credible investment opportunity is honest about downside risk. Eden is no different. These are real risks, written plainly — not buried in fine print.

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BM DMV Approval

Burning Man DMV approval for all planned features is not guaranteed. Certain elements — particularly water systems — require engineering documentation and may be modified or denied. Phase 1 engineering work specifically addresses this risk before significant capital is committed.

Build Cost Overruns

Art car fabrication is complex and bespoke. Costs could exceed projections due to materials, engineering complexity, or timeline delays. The Phase 1 engineering and budgeting process exists specifically to produce a realistic, contractor-verified number — not a guess.

Rental Market Unproven

The rental and deployment market for a premium art car at this scale is emerging rather than established. While demand indicators are strong, there is no historical revenue data for an asset of this type at this level.

Timeline Dependency

BM DMV applications open annually in January. Missing that window means a full year delay. Fabricator availability and lead times are outside our control. The 2028 debut is the target — DMV approval is at Burning Man's discretion and cannot be guaranteed. If 2028 approval is not granted, 2029 is the contingency and the vision is unchanged.

Pre-Revenue Venture

Eden is pre-revenue. There is no guarantee of return on invested capital. The Phase 1 convertible note is an early-stage instrument. Investors should only commit capital they are prepared to lose in full.

Phase 2 Raise Not Guaranteed

Phase 1 funds the planning work that makes the Phase 2 raise possible. The Phase 2 raise itself — built to a $5M+ standard, funded by five Founding Members — is not guaranteed. If five aligned Founding Members cannot be identified and closed, the build timeline will be affected.

These risks are shared not to discourage — but because the right investor deserves the full picture. Eden is designed to mitigate every one of them systematically. That is what Phase 1 is for.

One Gap to Fill

The founder brings the festival production credentials and the experiential brand experience directly. Seven years as an Owner and Board Member of Envision Festival and over a decade producing high-end lifestyle events means those boxes are covered. The one advisor Eden is actively seeking is someone who has been in the specific trenches of art car fabrication and BM DMV approval.

✓ Festival Production

Owner and Board Member of Envision Festival 2018–2025. Seven years as an Owner and Board Member of one of the world's most respected conscious community festivals. Covered by the founder.

✓ Experiential Brand

Over a decade producing and hosting high-end experiential events — from New York to Miami to Uvita. The knowledge of how a physical asset becomes a brand platform is lived, not borrowed. Covered by the founder.

→ Seeking: Art Car Expert

Someone who has designed, fabricated, or operated a large-scale art car through BM DMV approval — with hard-won operational knowledge of what works, what doesn't, and what the DMV actually requires. This is the one specific gap Phase 1 is designed to fill.

If you know the right person — that introduction alone has real value to Eden.

Safety, Consent & Community

Eden is built on radical trust. Every experience we create — from a family afternoon to an adult evening — is grounded in genuine care for the people inside it. This isn't a legal framework. It's who we are.

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Consent is Everything

Every Eden experience is designed around enthusiastic, ongoing, revocable consent. Opt-in only. No pressure, no ambiguity. Guests always know what they're entering and always have a graceful way out. This is not a policy — it's the design principle behind every activation we build.

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The Community Standard

Eden is a vetted community. When we open membership, every person who joins will be someone who has been personally vouched for — through real conversations with real people who know them. We're not running a security operation. We're being thoughtful about who we build this world with.

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Privacy by Design

What happens at Eden stays at Eden. No photography without consent. No data sold or shared. No public disclosure of who attends or what they experience. The privacy of our guests and members is sacred — full stop.

Eden's adult experiences exist because some of the most profound moments in human life happen at the edges of the conventional. We hold those spaces with care — not just legally, but with genuine love for the people who trust us enough to be fully themselves inside them.

We are not trying to build everything at once. We are trying to build one thing so well, so beautifully, so unforgettably — that everything else becomes inevitable.
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Phase 1: Do the work that makes this real — engineering, IP, legal, due diligence.
Phase 2: Build the art car. Debut at Burning Man. Generate real revenue. Build a real brand.
Phase 3 and beyond: Everything the world will want Eden to become.